
At Wembley yesterday I had on a different hat, more specifically my In Bed With Maradona hat. It’s not so much a hat as smart shoes and a collared shirt, items required to watch England v Belgium as part of The FA Club experience, where prawn sandwiches are considered uncouth and former England internationals rub shoulders with television presenters, England sponsors and dirty, working class scrotes like me who are lucky enough to be friendly with the good people at Umbro.











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